Went to a club last night

This was me.

Listening To

Merry Christmas duders. Paris is tight. Wish we could share some ales today. Lucky strikes aren't in the mail. It's really expensive to mail shit out from Hungary, so I'm going to bring a carton back with me (like last time I was over here). Anyways, have a blast and happy New Year.

have a very derka xmas

An awesome theory about Pulp Fiction

"The briefcase is Rock and Roll. Marcellus represents the origin of rock music in America (blues, motown, soul, etc) Jules is Chuck Berry and Vincent is Elvis. They go to get the briefcase back from the nerdy white guys trying to steal it. Maybe they represent greedy record producers that profited off of Black music and screwed over many Black musicians.

The reason the guy that unloads a gun at them is unable to hit them is because legends of music can never die and will be around forever. Jules realizes this and realizes that he is fighting a pointless fight. Pumpkin and Honey Bunny happen to be British and they also try to take the briefcase. They represent the British Invasion. The British Invasion was completely influenced by the blues and older pop music. Jules lets them leave with the money, but keeps his "Bad Mother Fucker" wallet. (They can steal and be influenced by the older music, but they can't take a legends style. They have to come up with their own style.) Jules even mentions that he is trying real hard to be the shepherd.

Butch is introduced as a boxer being told by Marcellus to throw a fight. Butch represents new and interesting rock music that continues to come out and Marcellus doesn't like this. Butch doesn't throw the fight and runs away. They both get captured by rednecks while a country song is playing. The rapists represent country music. Country music also stole a lot from the blues and other Black music. This is shown by them raping Marcellus. Butch has a chance to escape but decides to go back and save him out of respect. Marcellus agrees to let Butch live and they truce and go separate ways. Marcellus accepts that there will always be new music and there's nothing he can do to stop it. The watch represents that as time moves on, more new music will continue to be made and they will all be influenced by what came before them."

Credits to maxwell_stupid on Reddit for this theory.

True Story.

Got a shortstop

Early

to those of us looking forward to it

Allow me to be serious for one tic

Here's some study music

There. I helped.

Watching the Hobbit when suddenly...

Brit

He's got about two lines.

Good luck a-holes

Merry Christmas mother fucker

Dreamed I was with Willie Nelson last night

We were in Hungary with some other folks. In a circle, and I was rolling a j for everyone. I did a terrible job, and it was all limp and crooked. He made fun of me for sucking at rolling and that was that.

Reminds me of freshman year.

Dorms, steel reserves, bong hits all day baybayyy!, greer, castle rock adventures, lots of drugs....hoodrat shit

finals are starting, you know what that means

I'm only posting majic from now on

oh hai

real gangsta shit

This is my plan whenever we go diving

My sister bought me the best shirt ever

Fucking Ryan Adams Satan cat shirt

Life Is Good Yo

You're Sensitive

Not smart 

omnomnomnom

PUSH IT TO THE MOTHERFUCKING LIMIT!

thats it I'm convinced I'm moving to where people talk like this

New M.I.A. is SIck

Mick Jagger seems like...kind of a cunt

Like if Skeletor got tons of poon. Jerry reminds me of Denny...with a big beard and next level guitar skills.

whatever shes doing to that dog, he seems to like it

American History X

I look forward to contributing many important things to this blog, like this amazing music:

Tricked into a dooey

Can't decide if i should or not

Meanwhile in San Jo-gay

We miss ya  Hamuel

What's happening back home?

Miss you fuckers, but I'm too lazy to write everyone individually. I found a gas station that sells Lucky Strikes (finally), so let me know if you want a pack of cigs for Christmas. So far I'm assuming Fischer, Jaylyn, Bryce...Anyone else? Nothing too crazy has happened yet.  My area is pretty quiet.  Got fucking destroyed hanging out with some people at the local pub. People here start taking shots, and then they insist I do them with them also...life is so hard. Smoked a j with them too.  The gal called it a "joke cigarette".  Tasted like home.

Stoked on the Tame Impala